Last night I had a really intense dream that Josh Hutcherson did me in the butt on the 20th floor of some condo. And I got kinda mad because he said he didn’t want to do it on the balcony because it was “too cold”. He’s not even my TYPE. He was also really orange. Like oompa loompa orange. I’ll take what I can get though, even if it is in my dreams.
Is he even legal??